Happy Caturday!

Sorry I haven't been too active here lately. So rest assured that it is never forgotten, and shall only further develop in the future.

In the meantime, cheers!

And for something to post, here's some drunken Friday night's posting over at Ace of Spades HQ.

412 Well Holy fuck, eh? We made it to another Friday night, heh! Been a helluva week, great and hard. Like life.

Quick funny that made my barkeep laugh. Our local tavern (where he barkeeps) stocks a smaller amount of my favourite brew (Carling Lager, a discount beer the reason which I first bought it for, but since have come to favour over any other, even premium domsetic or imported - Carling is my home). There's only a few local regulars who regale it, but my dear and effervescent mother-in-law, being the good Christian servant she is, asks me a couple of weeks ago what my fave beer is, as they usually drink Labatt Lite. Naturally, I begin to extole the virtues of Carling and how I first stumbled upon it as a discount beer, but its high quality won me over quickly, and I now buy nothing else, even flush with payday moneys.
So I buy my pre-Friday Wednesday night 12 of beer and ask Terry the barkeep how many they have left. Only 2 he says, somebody other than regular bought one of them yesterday. It was my Mother-in-law buying one of my last cases to make me happy, depriving me of my holiday's second-next.

Mother fucker do I digress. Anyone else wearing their Modern Drunkard Fez? Been meaning to work on my blog some more, but... shmamina shmamina...

It's okay that I'm already fucked up. It's only 2:30 Friday night and I'm on holidays for the next 10 days!

Got a few things down from our evening together, mother fucker, I have not debated, or waited to speak, or laughed, so hard in a few fucking years!

My wife somehow asked me after work today about people who I've punched in my life. I thought, smiled, drank deep, and I said to my wife the only people I have punched repeatedly at once, are the two mother fuckers coming over here this evening.

Fuck... been that long for us mother-fuckers... joking about shit and shat, shat and shit... 20 fucking years we mix together in a few hours once or twice a times a year...

Been a year at least since the us of all of us had been having drinks to the degree that they call each of us.

All o y'all here post way too fucking fast for a Drunkard like me... but wow... yeah... I'm gonna run for Mayor of Boozetown...

My Friday pay-grade, after work, is... loving the blessings... cheers...

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415 Hear ya jaleach - our second last, being our 5th annual Halloween Party, was chugging the last of the Wild Turkey and assaulting my buddy's Wiser's Rye afterwards. Threatening murder on each of our esteemed, yet drunken guests, clearly reminded me why whiskey is not for everybody, specially me.
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421 Fucking Canadian East Coast Hip Hop http://tinyurl.com/o9sj42 dat's some nice shit. Somthing you can listen to a coupla tiimes in a row...


Posted by: The Drunken Conservative at June 27, 2009 03:32 AM (yqnD8)
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Fucking Canadian East Coast Hip Hop

It's funny listening to that. A song about weed. Back in the 1980s I was the biggest smoker. Dropped a ton of acid, too. Smoked and dropped for fucking years. Now I'm an ultraconservative. To the right of our beloved Hun, Attila. My old dope smoking buddies wouldn't recognize me. Well, they might right after I ordered their execution!

Posted by: jaleach at June 27, 2009 03:38 AM (gHrZU)
423 Yes, Yes, that is Sparks, I hearda that. Heh, a 6%, nice. I pared mine back to 4.9% Carling it helps me drink a few days in a row if I need to. Aww, I'm just having fun on my waves now... that balancing act of smoke and drinnk, green and brown, clear and amber all saluting at once.

Posted by: The Drunken Conservative at June 27, 2009 03:42 AM (yqnD8)
424 Yes, my transformation has been a ... journey as well. My Damascus Road came at, ... phew, wow, 95 after a long journey through darkness and witchcraft till Nazi-ism, till, hallelujah, Christ got through to me.

Now I have Blood and scars behind me, I move forward everyday. My life is fulfilled beyond what I previously ever imagined.

The Puritans called Beer, "God's Good Creature". Aye, ....

God bless us, and God bless Ace...

Posted by: The Drunken Conservative at June 27, 2009 03:57 AM

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425 Too much information, please feel free to ignore anything I might be saying...

Great tip, btw, take out a 20% volume of your bong and replace it with blue mouthwash. The menthol just cools your lungs as you smoke...

Mmmm....
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Posted by: The Drunken Conservative at June 27, 2009 04:01 AM
426 No, don't ignore anything I have to say. Afford me merely the grace I have been blessed enough to see.

Cheers!

Posted by: The Drunken Conservative at June 27, 2009 04:12 AM
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427 Internationalism 101. Graduating student, with honors, Barry Obama, Kenya.

Posted by: The Drunken Conservative at June 27, 2009 04:16 AM
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428 PSALM 69: 22 Let their table become a asnare before them: and that which should have been for their welfare, let it become a trap.

Cap & trade? More like snare & trap. They all have stood and voted. It is uneven balances and the Lord tells us He doesn't like that.

Fuck 'em and God bless 'em.

Posted by: The Drunken Conservative at June 27, 2009 05:36 AM
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437 Some of y'all know I'm Canadian, and you might kinda know what our government is like up here.

BUT HOLY FUCK BOYS!!!

It ain't like that in Canada! You now have a bona fide COMMUNIST in charge! Even fucking Pierre Trudeau wasn't as much of a rabid socialist as you saps have as your Commander-in-Chief.

WHAT the FUCK happened. I mean, this is like, "Oh my Lord" shit going on. It's done gone from typical US stuff, to biblical scary shit in half a fucking year.

But hey, welcome all yer asses up here, we're now one of the last top three Western countries in the world.

How about a huge influx of white Christians who've experienced tyranny and freedom in the realms of Eastern Europe? Why are their doors not WIDE open?

And sure as fuck we're the only serious Western nation in Israel's camp. I will bless those who bless you and curse those who curse you, sayeth our God.

Ya'll fuckers better clean house, one way, or another liberty tree other, in ought 10, or the subversion of 232 years of attacks againt the Blessed Republic will finally have won out.

So yes, may the Lord God bless, keep, and protect us, and shine Himself upon us. But we have to shine that light in everywhere we go and in everything we do. And fight the darkness wherever it might be seen.

To quote from an episode of Disorderly Conduct where the perpatrator was being detained in a police car against his adamant will, and upon the refusal of his strigent requests to be released, and the threat of his physical attempt to escape the backseat, told the police officers of his intent to smash-out the rear side window with his head, and upon their refusal to comply with the citizen's rights of refusal to be incarcerated, he proudly proclaimed the executions of his stated intent, "HERE WE GO!"

Posted by: The Drunken Conservative at June 27, 2009 10:22 AM

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438 "HERE, WE, GO!"

Posted by: The Drunken Conservative at June 27, 2009 10:46 AM
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369 {makes hand gesture}

Bacon! big fucking deal!

What about Israel? Pray for her everyday.

Did ya know that pig shit and pig fat is our secret weapon aginst the baddies?

Save yer bacon grease and use it as a weapon when they come for you...

A Euro-continent conquered by them, and here they fucking come. And we worry about illegals from Catholic countries. Fuck, when it comes, look at the UK, it's coming, y'all be blessed to fight with ANYONE Latino.

But us conservatives at Ace o Spades are so nice, we'd never say that ONE religion is teh problem.

Ultimately, in the end, you all know that's what it is gonna come down to...

Who are you blessings? Israel, or Islam? Fucking evil dipshit c*@t from corrupt Chicago, muzzie schools in Pakistan when it was illegal to go there, teh One went to further his Koran studies. Raised on the Koran, odds on him still at able to recite the Blood Verses?

The Tree of Liberty is shrieking for thee.
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379 Us stupid, vain bastards. Is this our life? A few will come down to one.

Sorry, but still, send like one fucking email today. Just one to a Jew, Christian, or anyone (everyone) assaulted by their Taqwa.

And just pray. Jonah pleaded for love and freedom's sake.

Okay, goodnight for real ...

Posted by: The Drunken Conservative at June 27, 2009 02:20 PM

From a long-weekend Friday

' Ello then, (king-size would be the right length right now, motherfucker.), and 'ere we are. It's already quite a weekend, and it's Friday night only 2 am on a "summer hours" long week-end. This might be a little disjointed as I'm fairly drunk right now.

But, ah yes, what do we hold yet dear? That is to say, enough of us to remember what trust in government inevitably brings. Enslavement.

Tell me how it is that the mantra of "never again" was so quick to follow anyone's lips, yet now, 60, 50, 40, 30, 20, 10 years ago, the lesson of not repeating mistakes has been entirely sacrificed on the altar of apology, appeasement, and acquiescence.

Yeah, that's right, Marx, Engels, Lenin, Trotsky, Stalin, Mussolini, Hitler, Mao Tse-Tung, Khrushchev, Pol Pot, Che Guevara, Fidel Castro, Yasar Arafat, Saddam Hussein, Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, Kim Il-Sung... to mention JUST a FEW motherfucking socialists. They've all been so peaceful and beneficial to the cause of humanity and freedom.

But wait, how exactly did ANY of that Socialism work out then, eh? Remind me. Was it the hundred million or two tortured and killed so that the "ones who know better" can take over the government, business, and education so that it's run "properly". No society has ever benefited from The suppression of freedom, the takeover of industry, this is fucking Communism.

However, a few nations remain, most notably Israel. Stalwartly defiant in the midst of continual threats and calls for its GENOCIDE. Fucking Hitlers and Chamberlains have again risen to the fore.

Our alcohol-blessed Churchill is stirring, somewhere. Let us pray for him, or her, and us all.

Yeah, Socialism, never been tried before, eh? Obama will make socialism better!

As his previous job as a community fund-raiser he's learned so much in how to foment, anger, and raise the rabble of the crowds to agitate for his beliefs.

Who was it who said that "a Communist is nothing but a Socialist in a violent hurry."

Freedom and Free Enterprise are the God given attributes of all Judeo-Christianity has fertilized and fought for through the Millenia.

And the battle wages still, from enemies within, and without.

Remember, there is the ONE common enemy who will never cease or stop till all others are subjugated to their 7th Century beliefs, the world over.

But, those fighting for goodness and truth and light are far more than the enemy would have us know. Stand up, look about, and fight.

God bless us everyone.

But, let our hearts not be troubled, now or ever. Just keep fighting the good fight in the arena, stadium, couch, or chair, wherever it is that God has put you on His good Earth.

Anyway, here's a little Friday night blessing...

To all, to each, a fair week-end,
with worries none,
and pleasures many.

Cheers!