Long weekend in Canada, eh! Saturday morning Round 2 = woo-hoo!
It's Victoria Day on Monday, a National Holiday. Every good Canadian is at least getting drunk a coupla times this weekend.
Oh yeah, we also have a Conservative government. And a balanced budget. And we're actually paying down our debt with each fucking budget.
You know how good it feels when you're putting money on your credit card debt and you see that huge ass balance actually going down? That's Canada.
You know how shitty it feels when you've run up your credit card with stupid shit like that box of fudge from Moose Jaw and that pirate shot-glass from Florida and all that other shit in between? And you're maxed out on 4 of 5 of your cards and you don't know what the fuck to do cuz you're gonna be paying for those Wal-Mart trips forever. That's America.
Certified 52% stupid.
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